bLaZe's InNeR WorkINgS- 2

heLLo AgAin...
WhaT ThE FUCK aRe YOU
looking at!!??

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WhaT am i GoNNa Do??
I hAVe aBSOluteLY no CLuE!!

I sHouLd Go DO something
INSTead oF DoiN THIS stupid BLOG!!!
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!
UGH!!!!!!

whats the point....

LIFE should be SIMPLE


Too bad it's not.

Facebook is EVIL!!!

Have you ever heard of the social-networking phenomena of the century? That's right. I'm talking about facebook. Or, as i like to call it, "stalking made easy". It is, without a doubt, the Devil in disguise!! Swallowing lives WHOLE! Right before your very eyes!! It's as deadly as it's games are stupid and repetitive. Oh yeah, you heard right it's got those annoying little games that suck in BILLIONS of people and waste all their time making little virtual FARMS or CAFES!!!

It really should be outlawed as a crime.

But don't just listen to my crazy rantings, here are some qoutes from some err, very "real" people:
"appalling, just appalling. i mean really! It's just so disturbing!"
"Facebook is like that bad cramp in my left leg, it just wont go away!"
"I just hope the children wont find out about this..."
"I wish it would DIE!!!!!"

Shocking isn't it? How many people who have been negatively affected by this catastrophic social networking messiah. Oh if only someone would just stand up to this evil menace! Stand up and FIGHT for whats right!!

...Oh well, I guess i can't really complain. I'm a blog writer, and blogs are even more accessible than Facebook is. Why, by just a click of a button I'm able to complain and whine about anything i damn well please! It's sort of scary isn't it? The power held by these amazing blogs.


I guess nothing can stop them now.

My Flying-V Guitar

Today I'm gonna tell you about the second most absolute, amazing thing in my life. (the first, being of course, my even more amazing girlfriend) My FLYING-V GUITAR!!!! For those of you out there who don't know what it is, it is simply put THE BEST GUITAR STYLE EVER!!!!!!! It is the love of my life. This beauty is so great that words can't describe its magnificence!!.... which sorta defeats the purpose of this post.... OH WELL!! I've written about weird, supposedly unexplainable things before!!

 anyways 

This guitar is, obviously, in the shape of a V. A pure crimson red paint gives it that excellent finish that's to die for. With a small amount of black highlights. The cool thing is it's all symmetrical too!! stylish or what!? But i haven't even said the best thing about this yet.
it is a ROBOT!! 


Thats right!! a freaken ROBOT!! It has a will of its own. It can tune itself, just from a simple strum! Definitely a force to be reckoned with. No one will be able to withstand it's unstoppable force. 

with me and my V. We'll rule the world.

Baskin AND Robbins

It has recently come to my attention that a certain ice-cream franchise is under a false name. I believe that "Baskin Robbins" should be instead called "Baskin AND Robbins".

There are a number of good points to this name change mind you. ONE good reason is that it makes way more sense if you add that AND simply because this business was founded by TWO different people. not ONE but TWO!! This obviously implies that there should be an AND because we're talking about TWO different people. Eliminating any chance of misconception between the two founders.

My other good reason for changing the name is that i just spent about 7 minutes making an AWESOME new logo for them. It's almost exactly the same as their old one, only this one has an AMAZING 'N' in it! With a unique "shitty" colour to it. Which symbolizes how damn annoying their take-away is when you open up the box and all the flavors are melted together and  look pretty much like runny crap you find in places you don't wanna know.

SO in conclusion: VOTE FOR THE AND in Baskin AND Robbins!!!!!

I'M BACK BABY!!

Well, well, well. Here i am again. back to the exiled blog of exiled-ness. catchy name, no? Anyways, whats important is i'm back!! And BETTER then EVER! i can assure you. Recently i've suffered an intense writers block, unable to write or think up ANYTHING for AGES!! So i decided to take a little break from all this.

But woah boy, alotta crazy stuff has happened durin' this time. I auditioned for a play, Lost a love, Made a friend, ripped up a shirt and accidentally got a hefty phone bill..... yeeaahh, pretty wild OR WHAT!?    anyways
After all of these life experiences something has miraculously dawned upon me: When life gives you shit, you give it some back!! Don't give up and never let other peoples weird looks they give put you down... after all WHAT DO THEY KNOW ANYWAY??

As much as i'd like to continue this epic, amazing, awesome, fantastic, wicked, uber story, I really must be off now.

This is Exiledmicrobe, KEEPIN' IT REAL!!...or not...whichever.