My Flying-V Guitar

Today I'm gonna tell you about the second most absolute, amazing thing in my life. (the first, being of course, my even more amazing girlfriend) My FLYING-V GUITAR!!!! For those of you out there who don't know what it is, it is simply put THE BEST GUITAR STYLE EVER!!!!!!! It is the love of my life. This beauty is so great that words can't describe its magnificence!!.... which sorta defeats the purpose of this post.... OH WELL!! I've written about weird, supposedly unexplainable things before!!

 anyways 

This guitar is, obviously, in the shape of a V. A pure crimson red paint gives it that excellent finish that's to die for. With a small amount of black highlights. The cool thing is it's all symmetrical too!! stylish or what!? But i haven't even said the best thing about this yet.
it is a ROBOT!! 


Thats right!! a freaken ROBOT!! It has a will of its own. It can tune itself, just from a simple strum! Definitely a force to be reckoned with. No one will be able to withstand it's unstoppable force. 

with me and my V. We'll rule the world.