Sometime, in the near future, there is going to be a new species of animal.
It is going to be amazing.
Stupendous.
Magical.
Extraordinary.
Uber wicked awesome.
Radical.
Nyeh.
AND much, much more. (damn, where'd that thesaurus go..)
This creature will have seven eyes.
A mustache.
TWO tongues.
A polka-dotted liver.
A fancy looking bow tie. [for added classiness]
Two fuzzy little ears.
Buck teeth.
Widdle cute paws.
And, last but obviously not least:
A TOP HAT!!
This rare and illustrious animal is an in-bred hybrid. Not one animal nor another.
But the combined version of both. They also happen to be cousins.
Now, i suppose you're wondering what this platypus wannabe is, no?
The combined slowness of a wombat.
And the uber wicked rad awesomeness of a mongoose.
Gelled together to create a snake eating, grass munching, desert dwelling, non-flying, land mammal.
The Encepholohybranocosis
also know as the Goosebat in stupified terms.
Oh yeah and did i mention it's twelve foot seven?
