wow, thats pretty cool. Did you see that full stop I just used? woo thats tiny!
dumdedumdumdum hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
what is it with the world and it's lack of INSPIRING things?
I'm sure we haven't run out yet. I'm sure there'll be SOMETHING SOMWHERE in that big ol' world out there.
It's just the trouble of finding it...
Too bad I'm incredibly lazy!
Ahhhhh weeeeeeellll.
Goin to AUZZIE soon. what an eventful trip THAT'LL turn out to be! OH BOY! I JUST LOOOOVE THAT PLACE!
Especially all those nice people who say i dont deserve to live cause i just CoUlDN't bE bOThEreD to learn the freakin' national anthem!
But that's half the fun of the place really.
Like they say, 'There's no place like home'
Whoever "THEY" are..
Wow, don't you ever wonder where all those timeless sayings come from? I mean it's not like they just popped up out of the blue right!?
Speaking of popping.
Did you know that when cow's fart they release methane gas? [Well, when anything farts really] And according to the "theory" of global warming. This is one of the gases that HEATS UP OUR PLANET!!
--OHH NOOO!!--
So really. I've come up with a solution to this global "Catastrophe"
JUST STOP FARTING!!
It's plain simple really. According to esteemed scientists everywhere, if every animal stops farting we'll cut our carbon emissions in HALF!!
THATS A NUMBER TOO BIG FOR ME TO EVEN ESTIMATE!!!!
So remember folks. Exiledmicrobe's friendly tip of the day.
"Clog up your butts and have a colder tomorrow!"
=)
what has the world come to...
