What I learned today

Today has been such a frivolous day of exotic knowledge and conquest that i just can't help but communicate all of these amazing lessons. Jammed tightly into one day, like that jar of jam you seriously can't be bothered to get out of the back of your fridge because the lid is too tight.

Alright, here goes:

1. Agnostic is code for pussy atheists.
2. Rickshaw drivers are arseholes. (All the ones i've seen anyway)
3. They make swiss army knives with hammers on them!
4. Mohawks make sleep feel uneven. (I mean, unless you sleep on the side..)
5. Baboons try to feed their deceased children.
6. Irony's hilarious.
7. My friend knows a psychopath who strangled a bunny out of curiosity.
8. Asking people to tell me something i don't know doesn't always yield good results.
9. Weavels like dog food. ( I wonder if dogs like weavels?)
10. I can't comb a cat.
11. Blogger saves everything you do, even if you go to a new page by accident..
12. Plastic bottles give you breast cancer by putting them in your ears :)
13. The cheese nachos known as chachos aren't very cheesy.
14. In fact they don't even taste very nacho-y
15.200219 more minutes till Christmas!!

CREDITS: facts 7 and 15, from Murielle

                 facts 5, 9 and 12, from Hayley

Thank you both.