It revolves around a certain disease i have recently found.
The alarming thing is... It's becoming more and more apparent that it's spreading..
this is certainly not good news for anyone. Not you, not me, not even that slow cooking lamb in your oven right now.
mmm, yum yum.
This horrid disease is commonly referred to as, seriousnossessalaria!!!
Add it to your dictionary now!
Now if you think the names scary, just wait till you hear what the symptoms are!
- constant irritable bowel syndrome, but in the head
- Aching back pain around the spinal chord
- Common outbursts of combustion-able implosions
- and, as the name suggests, a nasty case of:
SERIOUSNESS
Now i don't know about you, but this scares the bejesus out of me.
LUCKILY there is a cure!
a vaccine!
a final hope!
retribution!
salvation!
solution!
soluble justice!
YES
This amazing wonder drug is not a burrito though.
No, something much more potent.
you just...
well...
you just have to...
Live.
Or ya know, you could kill yourself too. that always works
