"so..." One of them said, trying to find a topic to discuss. "Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?"
The Bug-eyed man behind the counter licked his lips, slowly, to savor the taste
of his "Cherry flavored" Lip balm.
The Weasel decided to answer the firsts question. "Oh yes, quite, like a summers dream amidst a light winter morning."
"Sure..." The firsts fists fumbled inside it's fur frock.
All of a sudden a daffodil bearing man barged into the room, holding a live mongoose. "Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed my Precious!!"
The Mongoose ripped open the firsts face casket and feasted on it's insidious eye juices. It then threw itself upon the weasel. Hair on edge, the weasel shattered a glass and tried to stab the mongoose. But the mongoose had a secret plan up it's sleeveless fur. From it's esophagus it spasmed a large rip cord out. With the jagged rip cord and broken glass, The weasel and mongoose have a fight to the death! Stab after lash after Krrzzt.
The duel was long and hard. But, of course, the mongoose came out victorious. tearing it's opponents spine out of it's back. the cerebrospinal fluid drip-drip-dripped like a tap. All while the weasel was still alive! Once the weasel's fluid was fully drained and sprawled out on the floor like a big white paint spill, the mongoose lapped up the liquid along with the sticky alcohol already on the floor. Now drunk with power, the mongoose went to leap at the remaining patron. The bug eye man.
But, with it's newly alcohol heightened senses, it accidentally leapt to the dart board next to the chapped man. Unfortunately for the mongoose, the darts were DOUBLE SIDED.
All that was left standing was the daffodil bearing freak. And the bug eyed man. They decided to put their differences aside however and settle for some nice skewered mongoose.
And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
