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Chocolate Soup

I went to a Hungarian dinner tonight, and boy was it great!

For starters I had a piece of ice-cold bread, served with some strange yellowish-red gelatinous mass that sort of tasted like butter.. yum yum.

For beverages, i decided to go for a classic. A bottle of water. Luckily today they decided to put their drink stocks in the fridge. (they don't normally do that) But, of all the horrible, most treacherous, EVIL things they could of done to my poor little drink. They did the worst. They served me the water in a glass full of ice with, to my horrid surprise, a SLICE OF LEMON!!! I was scared witless! Never before had i been served such a sour mineral-ly water.

Then i had chicken soup.
I quite liked that. :)

AND THEN, (DRUM ROLL PLEASE), ANNOUNCING THE MAIN COURSE:
CHERKOVICH SAUSAGE! (please note that name is an estimate of the real thing, i can't really remember the sausages proper name but this sounds close enough.) To put it simply. It looked like a BIG, CURLY, STEAMER! 

It reminded me of that fake poop
i bought on my recent trip to KL---------->


Now, as horrible as all this sounds, it wasn't all so bad compared to what was to come.
Gather round kiddies, this one's a doozy!

For desert i figured nothing i ordered could be as bad as a big poo sausage..
But oh boy, was i WRONG...

I chose the "chocolate soup" i thought it didn't sound too bad. Heck, it even came with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream! Little did i know the delicious dairy treat was only to sucker in the consumer to order this icy demon.
After WAY too long, it finally arrived! I looked at it with satisfaction.
DESERT! FINALLY!
I grab my spoon and shove it in and WOAH THERE! WHAT'S THIS! It was all runny... almost like... a drink..?
The ice-cream was just floating in the middle. It reminded me of a snowy little island in a sea of... brown. Appetizing thought right?

heh.. thats what i thought.

Ah well, I think I've vented enough today.
Until next time, this is Exiledmicrobe, Signin' off!.. or whatever.. haha