HeLlO SMalL DumPlInG.
FanCY a Cup oF TeA?
OR perHapS a BitE To EAT EH?
No? oH thaTS A shaME, You haD SUCH pROmise!
Too BAd.
I DIDn't thInk iT wOUlD HavE to..
end like THIS.
Ahh well, that is JUST HOW the
COOKie CrUMblES.
tut, TUT, TuT,
Why Do THE STUPID, haVE tO die SO YOUNg!?
Sunday, September 20
Saturday, September 19
Bringing goggles back to the status quo!!
Have you ever seen goggles before?
No, i don't mean swimming goggles.
I mean proper, real, super wicked awesome goggles!!
...Basically big glasses that strap around your head.
Yeah, i know most people might think of them as "lame" and "dorky",
But i know the truth!! i can see the awesomeness behind this sadly uncommon eye wear!!
Which is why I have decided to make it my life long goal, TO BRING GOGGLES BACK!! BOO YEAH!!
I swear, with the power bestowed upon me, that i'll make goggles come back up from the ashes, and make them as common as an afro wig! (wait, are they common anymore?) Just wait and see! In the next few years, your gonna be seeing ALOT more goggle action going on. annd maybe if it isn't in a few years, give it at least 10!! I'll make it eventually!
Just you wait and see.
No, i don't mean swimming goggles.
I mean proper, real, super wicked awesome goggles!!
...Basically big glasses that strap around your head.
Yeah, i know most people might think of them as "lame" and "dorky",
But i know the truth!! i can see the awesomeness behind this sadly uncommon eye wear!!
Which is why I have decided to make it my life long goal, TO BRING GOGGLES BACK!! BOO YEAH!!
I swear, with the power bestowed upon me, that i'll make goggles come back up from the ashes, and make them as common as an afro wig! (wait, are they common anymore?) Just wait and see! In the next few years, your gonna be seeing ALOT more goggle action going on. annd maybe if it isn't in a few years, give it at least 10!! I'll make it eventually!
Just you wait and see.
THE FIGHT AGAINST LOL
Lol is a funny little thing isn't it? It can be used in almost any online chat situation:
lol hello
lol wassup?
hey hey lol
who are you again? lol
LOL
for the love of lol
HOLY SHIT!! lol
lol that is funny
my mother just died in a car crash. lol.
lololololololol
Yes lol is indeed one of the most widely used terms throughout text chatting history. It makes me wonder who made it up anyway? i mean, who could be messed up enough to think of saying "laughing out loud" to someone? not only is it bad grammar, but most of the time nothing anyone says is ever that funny. people just say it more and more because they're too lazy to think of anything better to say. it's really just a sentence filler used to make it look like you're trying to have a long heartfelt conversation with some one, such as in this example sentence:
lol, hey how are you? lol, hows life? lol, any better then yesterday? lol
now can someone please tell me how the hell someone can laugh out loud that many times in one sentence?? heh, it's actually pretty scary, it's like the "lol" are living things too. did you know they're evolving?
From the humble lol, you then have it branch of in different directions such as:
LMFAO: laughing my f*cking arse off
LOLL: laughing out loud lots
LAWFITS: laughing alot while flying in the sky
LOLZ: laughing out loud, z?
LOLX: see lolz, but replace z with x
And there are many, many more where that came from i can assure you.
Which brings me to my main agenda, it's time to FIGHT BACK THE LOL!!
Join me for the fight of your life, and take down the lol-ing oppression. It's only a matter of time before we start saying "lol" in PUBLIC. Can you imagine a world, where "lol" is the social norm, how we actually TALK how we type. It is a world, far, far worse, than one could imagine. So please, for the sake of everyones health, safety and well being. STOP TYPING LOL!
...lol
lol hello
lol wassup?
hey hey lol
who are you again? lol
LOL
for the love of lol
HOLY SHIT!! lol
lol that is funny
my mother just died in a car crash. lol.
lololololololol
Yes lol is indeed one of the most widely used terms throughout text chatting history. It makes me wonder who made it up anyway? i mean, who could be messed up enough to think of saying "laughing out loud" to someone? not only is it bad grammar, but most of the time nothing anyone says is ever that funny. people just say it more and more because they're too lazy to think of anything better to say. it's really just a sentence filler used to make it look like you're trying to have a long heartfelt conversation with some one, such as in this example sentence:
lol, hey how are you? lol, hows life? lol, any better then yesterday? lol
now can someone please tell me how the hell someone can laugh out loud that many times in one sentence?? heh, it's actually pretty scary, it's like the "lol" are living things too. did you know they're evolving?
From the humble lol, you then have it branch of in different directions such as:
LMFAO: laughing my f*cking arse off
LOLL: laughing out loud lots
LAWFITS: laughing alot while flying in the sky
LOLZ: laughing out loud, z?
LOLX: see lolz, but replace z with x
And there are many, many more where that came from i can assure you.
Which brings me to my main agenda, it's time to FIGHT BACK THE LOL!!
Join me for the fight of your life, and take down the lol-ing oppression. It's only a matter of time before we start saying "lol" in PUBLIC. Can you imagine a world, where "lol" is the social norm, how we actually TALK how we type. It is a world, far, far worse, than one could imagine. So please, for the sake of everyones health, safety and well being. STOP TYPING LOL!
...lol
Origins: how Exiled microbe was born
AND NOW. THE MOST EXCITING STORY OF THE CENTURY!!!!! HOW MY NAME "EXILED MICROBE" CAME TO BE:
It was a cold and dreary mid-summers eave. The candles were burning dimly in my living room as I inhaled their scented goodness. A soft glow showered the room as i sighed heavily. Pondering what i should do. I was on an island in the pacific ocean, and i had nothing to do. (well, nothing i could be bothered to do) AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF NOWHERE my dad came in and asked if i would like to set up my own X-Box live account. (i have just recently had my 11th birthday and received an X-Box 360 before all my friends) Soi responded with a charming and simple "okay sure", and we were off.
So there we were, me and my dad, side by side, turning on my 360. It did it's little gay boot up sequence and then turned on. WE THEN had to go through the different channel things on the 360 till we got to the xbox live section. after that we CLICKED on the make xbox live account button.
We set in all my personal details: my dads credit card number, my hair colour, my blood type, my home town, phone number, area of residence, last time i went to the bathroom, blah blah blah, you know, the usual.
And then it came down to one, final obstacle: THE NAME
So after hours of thinking, and trying, thinking and trying, thinking and trying, I FINALLY DID IT!!
I PRESSED ON THE BUTTON THAT SAID "generate random name" and there it was: So beautiful, just like a crispy fresh apple pie with a side of lamb chops in the garden at tea. Exiled microbe
It was the greatest name i had ever heard, and I've used it for everything ever since.
It was a cold and dreary mid-summers eave. The candles were burning dimly in my living room as I inhaled their scented goodness. A soft glow showered the room as i sighed heavily. Pondering what i should do. I was on an island in the pacific ocean, and i had nothing to do. (well, nothing i could be bothered to do) AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF NOWHERE my dad came in and asked if i would like to set up my own X-Box live account. (i have just recently had my 11th birthday and received an X-Box 360 before all my friends) Soi responded with a charming and simple "okay sure", and we were off.
So there we were, me and my dad, side by side, turning on my 360. It did it's little gay boot up sequence and then turned on. WE THEN had to go through the different channel things on the 360 till we got to the xbox live section. after that we CLICKED on the make xbox live account button.
We set in all my personal details: my dads credit card number, my hair colour, my blood type, my home town, phone number, area of residence, last time i went to the bathroom, blah blah blah, you know, the usual.
And then it came down to one, final obstacle: THE NAME
So after hours of thinking, and trying, thinking and trying, thinking and trying, I FINALLY DID IT!!
I PRESSED ON THE BUTTON THAT SAID "generate random name" and there it was: So beautiful, just like a crispy fresh apple pie with a side of lamb chops in the garden at tea. Exiled microbe
It was the greatest name i had ever heard, and I've used it for everything ever since.
The names; Exiled microbe
Well well well, would you look at this? my very first blog post!! And what a thrilling experience this is!! WOW, i had no idea writing a blog was like THIS! IT IS SO AWESOME, I MEAN REALLY, IT'S JUST GREAT! but, enough about that, let's get on to business shall we?
My name is Exiled microbe, obviously. If you know me you'd know that's not my REAL name... or is it!? who knows??
I guess you're thinking right now "exiled microbe?? what the hell is that supposed to mean? is he retarded or something?"
My name is Exiled microbe, obviously. If you know me you'd know that's not my REAL name... or is it!? who knows??
I guess you're thinking right now "exiled microbe?? what the hell is that supposed to mean? is he retarded or something?"
hah but i can tell you, that this name does have a very interesting and lucrative origin for it. Yes, oh what a story that is. A story full of DANGER, THRILLS, EXCITEMENT and all that other juicy stuff. It was certainly, an adventure of a life time. And it went, like, this:
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