Origins: how Exiled microbe was born

AND NOW. THE MOST EXCITING STORY OF THE CENTURY!!!!! HOW MY NAME "EXILED MICROBE" CAME TO BE:

It was a cold and dreary mid-summers eave. The candles were burning dimly in my living room as I inhaled their scented goodness. A soft glow showered the room as i sighed heavily. Pondering what i should do. I was on an island in the pacific ocean, and i had nothing to do. (well, nothing i could be bothered to do) AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, OUT OF NOWHERE my dad came in and asked if i would like to set up my own X-Box live account. (i have just recently had my 11th birthday and received an X-Box 360 before all my friends) Soi responded with a charming and simple "okay sure", and we were off.

So there we were, me and my dad, side by side, turning on my 360. It did it's little gay boot up sequence and then turned on. WE THEN had to go through the different channel things on the 360 till we got to the xbox live section. after that we CLICKED on the make xbox live account button.
 We set in all my personal details: my dads credit card number, my hair colour, my blood type, my home town, phone number, area of residence, last time i went to the bathroom, blah blah blah, you know, the usual.

And then it came down to one, final obstacle: THE NAME

So after hours of thinking, and trying, thinking and trying, thinking and trying, I FINALLY DID IT!!
I PRESSED ON THE BUTTON THAT SAID "generate random name" and there it was: So beautiful, just like a crispy fresh apple pie with a side of lamb chops in the garden at tea. Exiled microbe

It was the greatest name i had ever heard, and I've used it for everything ever since.