Connor my cousin. (oh, and best friend.)

Well... She's not really my cousin.
She's just this supremely awesome person i was forced to meet when i was very, very young. i had no choice in the matter.
But thats alright. I don't regret it. Much.

i still remember the time she actually FELL OFF my roof, because i said not to do it..
She fell onto my dads car.

I thought she died... No one believed me. how could someone be so STUPID to actually CLIMB up onto the attic door, connected to the roof, and lean out, as far as she possibly could! i always felt a little guilty. I mean.... I didn't push her....


Oh, and did i mention the time she bit me. on the NOSE! Of all places. the NOSE! I don't remember much. We were only 2 months old, but, the emotional scar still remains. :'(


And don't even get me started on the first time she saw me after we moved from Australia! I just happened, to have, reasonably.. long hair.. And i was.. kinda.. wearing an.. APPARENTLY "feminine" shirt. But if you ask me. I thought it was a very manly purple colour. She thought i was a girl in the lookout for arriving planes. Can you believe that!?

Heheh, oh, but that reminds me of the time when she thought she was gonna get eaten by a little, tiny, fish! It looked just like Nemo! And she was just floating around, dangling her arms, right next to the fish. Obviously trying to provoke it. And then it bites her!! HAHAHA She was crying and screaming and she swallowed SO MUCH water! Luckily I was there to uh... Comfort her.. In my own special way, after the "incident".

Thief.
Thats a word i can describe her with.
You see.. One day, we went to a little island for dinner.
It was pretty nice.
We tried the local dirty water or,
"Kava" as the locals call it. (look it up)
We did a little jig. Got to hold some pointy sticks.
Real tribal ya know?
Like i really felt like i was a part of the cannibals giving me a tour of their little island.
they even showed us some skulls of the ancestors they killed and ate!
It was all a great day!

But then... Out of the blue.
Connor, being the, conniving girl that she is.
Decided, that, the restaurant we were at for dinner,
Didn't need.
One.
Napkin.

So she took it.
She took it, on a boat.
Allegedly left it on the boat.
But then, SOMEHOW,
It mysteriously ended up,
In my mums car.



But through thick and thin.
Connor, has always been there for me.
Whether it was, to go on a ride with me in Disneyland.
Or forgiving me, for nearly making her blind.
She's always had a good tolerance level.
For someone, as annoying as me.
And for that, I thank her.

Thank you Connor, for letting me know you, all my life.

Can't wait to get married!