THE FIGHT AGAINST LOL

Lol is a funny little thing isn't it? It can be used in almost any online chat situation:

lol hello
lol wassup?
hey hey lol
who are you again? lol
LOL
for the love of lol
HOLY SHIT!! lol
lol that is funny
my mother just died in a car crash. lol.
lololololololol

Yes lol is indeed one of the most widely used terms throughout text chatting history. It makes me wonder who made it up anyway? i mean, who could be messed up enough to think of saying "laughing out loud" to someone? not only is it bad grammar, but most of the time nothing anyone says is ever that funny. people just say it more and more because they're too lazy to think of anything better to say. it's really just a sentence filler used to make it look like you're trying to have a long heartfelt conversation with some one, such as in this example sentence:

lol, hey how are you? lol, hows life? lol, any better then yesterday? lol

now can someone please tell me how the hell someone can laugh out loud that many times in one sentence?? heh, it's actually pretty scary, it's like the "lol" are living things too. did you know they're evolving?

From the humble lol, you then have it branch of in different directions such as:

LMFAO: laughing my f*cking arse off
LOLL: laughing out loud lots
LAWFITS: laughing alot while flying in the sky
LOLZ: laughing out loud, z?
LOLX: see lolz, but replace z with x
And there are many, many more where that came from i can assure you.

Which brings me to my main agenda, it's time to FIGHT BACK THE LOL!!
Join me for the fight of your life, and take down the lol-ing oppression. It's only a matter of time before we start saying "lol" in PUBLIC. Can you imagine a world, where "lol" is the social norm, how we actually TALK how we type. It is a world, far, far worse, than one could imagine. So please, for the sake of everyones health, safety and well being. STOP TYPING LOL!

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